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UNDERSTANDING WOMEN - Volume One


TAGS: women understanding volume one
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

Swampfox - February 7, 2014, 5:15 am
I was enjoying the show...
Sho - February 6, 2014, 2:36 am
XD
lgvernon - February 5, 2014, 9:23 pm

Thanks for commenting on this, Steve; I missed it. This problem has been solved.
steve1961 - February 5, 2014, 8:12 pm
Who rants over a 2-3 year old poster? Call me ***ist but when are trolls female? And with a name like whatevergirl, shouldn't she be more like 'whatever?' and less psycho-lizzie-borden?
manos - February 5, 2014, 6:02 pm
what's up little biatch? were you b***hurt? any mature woman would laugh with this...
Swampfox - December 12, 2013, 3:34 pm
...or a tampon?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2013, 12:18 pm
Oh sweety, who hurt you? Can we get you a tissue? Or a midol?
GaryO - December 12, 2013, 8:58 am
Beggin’ strip?
thatonechick - December 12, 2013, 8:52 am
We'll see. :)
thatonechick - December 12, 2013, 8:51 am
Listen here, wench, I think we all agree that you don't wanna be here and we don't want you here. Why don't you go away while the grownups talk? Come back when you grow a sense of humor.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2013, 8:14 am
Lots of people these days, the site has changed a lot. But it's good to see you back, I hope you stick around.
Greeny - December 12, 2013, 5:40 am
Your hair looks nice
whatevergirl - December 12, 2013, 3:57 am
To the two faggots that replied to me and to anyone else who replies to me. I will still be right no matter what you say, You leaving areply (no matter what it says) means you agree with me, You're not worth anything to anyone, And you all need to die.
thatonechick - December 11, 2013, 11:23 pm
Who else gets on Motifake and tells people to calm down?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 11, 2013, 8:02 pm
Hey you...If that's you. How have you been?
thatonechick - December 11, 2013, 6:58 pm
Calm down, yo. It's not that bad
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 11, 2013, 6:48 pm
LMAO!
spacedog - December 11, 2013, 5:52 pm
See you in another 28 days.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:45 pm
And don't bother leaving a reply to me, Because I won't bother to read it. I'll still be right and you'll still be wrong. And that's the truth.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:43 pm
Retarded good for nothing guy as usual. You only think that because you don't think at all.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:41 pm
We're not. Guys are and they always will be, and you just proved that. So, f*** off, get cancer and die (Just like all guys should) I'm right.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:41 pm
Which makes them stupid. And doing douchebag **** like this to females, Just proves my point.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:40 pm
Again, You're Retarded. just like every guy.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:39 pm
Says the guy who'll never get ***. :P
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:39 pm
Retarded good for nothing guy as usual. You only think because you don't think at all.
Swampfox - December 4, 2013, 4:57 am
If girls weren't such dingbats ...
rerun - December 3, 2013, 8:04 pm

guys aren't stupid, we just tend to think with the wrong head
whatevergirl - December 2, 2013, 9:17 pm
Only retards think this is funny. It's not our fault that guys are stupid.
rasicar - May 20, 2011, 5:36 pm
That's Cliff's Notes...
longnose - May 19, 2011, 8:30 am
LOL!!!!! nice one
steph1 - May 17, 2011, 5:05 am
this looks like the small print edition - the complete set is 36 volumes - good luck


FINALLY - A book about understanding women


TAGS: book of understanding women
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by house

Titanpb - July 3, 2011, 8:40 pm
this has been done http://www.motifake.com/134859
Sho - June 21, 2011, 6:03 pm
'making sense' mess up their argument***. d*** English fail
Sho - June 21, 2011, 6:02 pm
Don't bother. Women don't let simple things such as 'sense' messing up their argument. They always win
Cyberhagen - June 21, 2011, 1:03 pm
I thought it was the US tax code..
Verdeckt - June 21, 2011, 4:26 am
isn't that just like a woman to point out our short comings.... Stupid evidence :)
DonPandon - June 21, 2011, 1:47 am
so... why do we botter? X_x aaaa!!! I want to understand!!
DonPandon - June 21, 2011, 1:46 am
we won't because they dont want to be understood in the first place =P
steph1 - June 20, 2011, 6:58 am
no matter how many times you guys try (#134859) .....you'll never understand
Verdeckt - June 20, 2011, 6:42 am
*of
Verdeckt - June 20, 2011, 2:54 am
That IS the table if contents
Greeny - June 19, 2011, 9:13 pm
...even the table of contents is messed up
Reality Lord - June 19, 2011, 8:36 pm

...and all the pages are blank.


UNDERWORLD - It's like Twilight but with hot chicks and a story..


TAGS: nailer twilight underworld kate beckinsale
Rating: 4.43/5

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maoworks2 - January 5, 2012, 6:56 pm
Please Bite Me.
pzykosiz - September 7, 2010, 7:13 pm
nice. 5l's


MASTER BLASTER - Who runs Bartertown?!




DEAR CHILDREN - When you look under your bed, what exactly are you planning to do when you find me ?


TAGS: dear children monster under bed
Rating: 4.88/5

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Nissta - March 4, 2012, 8:10 pm
When I was young it would've been smack you in the teeth with me Action Men!! Team work beats the boogy man


KIDS - Why do you assume that flesh eating monsters are afraid of a 7.5 watt bulbs?


TAGS: nightlight monster under bed
Rating: 4.48/5

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M0rd3kaI - May 4, 2012, 1:26 pm
Grammar: ...a 7.5 watt bulb* good poster though


NEVER UNDERESTIMATE - The power of stupid people... In large groups


TAGS: never underestimate stupid people
Rating: 4.44/5

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Dogger - November 1, 2012, 2:04 am
Those are Mongoose. Were not talking one deadly animal faced by a horde of silly and stupid prey animals. We're talking one deadly creature face by a horde that consider him an easy lunch.
Densaku - June 23, 2012, 8:05 pm
NEVER UNDERSTIMATE... The sheer power of numbers. 'cause even a cobra can only bite once at a time.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2012, 9:49 pm
That's not a pustule, It's half a twinkie.....You need to stop snackturbating while drunk.
ICEMAN - March 8, 2012, 9:37 pm
Yeah, I have this pustule on my backside, you mind taking a look? Thanks RL, you're a real trooper. ;)
M0rd3kaI - March 8, 2012, 5:56 pm
If your question is in light of the conversation between me and IceMan, then no, nothing to look into, mere joke from my side, I a**ure you.
Reality Lord - March 8, 2012, 5:53 pm

hi fella's. something you'de like me to look into or shall we move along?
M0rd3kaI - March 7, 2012, 8:59 pm
Will it be rude if I say: "Still you" or should I just keep that to myself?? lol
ICEMAN - March 7, 2012, 8:45 pm
Who's the pessimist now?


FUNKY CHICKEN - doesn't like to be called a jive turkey!


TAGS: funky chicken jive turkey shaft bird no one understands him but his woman
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

InvaderDaz - July 21, 2011, 2:44 am
LMAO
ICEMAN - February 20, 2011, 9:45 am
Genius
Current Resident - January 30, 2010, 12:52 pm
Ha! Good one. 5L
rerun - January 24, 2010, 9:50 am

love it
BoneCD - January 24, 2010, 8:07 am
Good one Wit!


VAMPIRES -


TAGS: vampire blood period drink under table pzy
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

dragonrider33 - March 17, 2014, 9:26 pm
THIS, is my new favorite Desktop!!
Cyberhagen - November 16, 2013, 1:28 pm
WOW.. umm.. it's good to know there are people as sick and twisted -if not more- as/than me around..lol
MrDamage - March 9, 2013, 6:48 pm
EWWWWW! 5 lions :)
autumnspirit - February 2, 2011, 6:58 pm
Just added to faves!
autumnspirit - February 2, 2011, 6:57 pm
THAT IS TWISTED! I love it! 5 of course!
culos - February 2, 2011, 5:34 pm
*divorce*
culos - February 2, 2011, 5:33 pm
Can't afford the consequent dicorce, sorry... Otherwise I'd take you up on that without hesitation! Cheers!
agdaniele - February 2, 2011, 5:07 pm
Marry me, culos.
culos - February 2, 2011, 4:56 pm
I wish it was priceless, my ex costs me about $3000 a month in alimony. That's not priceless! That's a real bloods****** vampire foryou!
rerun - February 2, 2011, 4:36 pm

Priceless
Reality Lord - February 1, 2011, 10:56 pm

hey ice...the delay on the eyes for your avatar...creepy dude...like you're stalking someone.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 1, 2011, 10:16 pm
Really Ice?...Why can't you write one then?
ICEMAN - February 1, 2011, 9:46 pm
OBTW, in case you hadn't noticed, I love a good limerick.
ICEMAN - February 1, 2011, 9:39 pm
There once was a guy named "Psych"... He submitted one we might like... He hit a home run... When the Mods said "It's done"... Now he's giddy as a lil bitty tyke. 5
spacedog - February 1, 2011, 9:16 pm
LMAO! Amsome pzykosiz.
Reality Lord - February 1, 2011, 9:04 pm

OMG!!! n1 dude.


LIMBO -




BATTLE OF THE SEXES -


TAGS: men are easily understood wytch
Rating: 4.1/5

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Reality Lord - August 21, 2011, 12:30 pm

tru dat but i do love to push b***ons


MY GOSH YOU'RE RIGHT -


TAGS: dogs understand
Rating: 4.72/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 18, 2011, 7:32 pm
please post to digmydog


THE INTERNET - finally making a women's life understandable to men


TAGS: women men understandable
Rating: 4.51/5

More motifakes by guyfox

thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 27, 2013, 12:35 pm
Fantastic! Very well 5aid. Although, I don't see the attraction to Hendricks. The wife says it has to do with her enormous fake cans, but . . . . her face looks like the Joker.
pzykosiz - February 3, 2011, 2:11 am
an egg beater huh?
Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 5:45 pm
Amsome! That is all i can say.


SPIDER-MAN - The reality is never as great as the fictional story.




clearance -


TAGS: semi clearance underpass
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by SanityFree

MissPriss - April 4, 2016, 6:05 pm
Love it!
mizzdizz - April 4, 2016, 9:14 am
Good 1, Sanity! I made an entirely different poster with this pic awhile back. Its too good of a pic to pass up. LUV this! ^!!!!!!
concern3 - April 4, 2016, 4:00 am
very funny, UP yours
SanityFree - April 4, 2016, 12:40 am
Thanks!
lgvernon - April 3, 2016, 11:34 pm

Ha! Outstanding!


UNDERWATER NINJAS - Natural enemy of Somali pirates


TAGS: underwater ninjas natural enemy somali pirates
Rating: 3.89/5

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AcidRain - September 10, 2012, 5:17 pm
Girl in swimsuit. Old woman covered with a black garbage sack. Makes perfect sense to me.
captainofaboat - April 23, 2010, 6:14 pm
politically incorrect 5L


MONEY LAUNDERING - Well, of course that's what it means.




UNLEARN WHAT YOU HAVE LEARNED, YOU MUST -




THATS NOT BEING NICE! THATS JUST PUTTING ON A NICE SWEATER -




HEALTH TIP -


TAGS: flu h1n1 underwear wtf
Rating: 2.27/5

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - November 28, 2009, 1:26 am
But what do i do with the rolled up pair of sox then.


WOMEN - They are meant to be loved, not understood.


TAGS: women meant loved not understood
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Budog

suzieq - January 28, 2012, 12:18 pm
could have gone with another word too, but they don't take it here anym5re
mariand - January 28, 2012, 5:53 am
dude, you did it this time... 5 lol


SOME THINGS -




THUNDERSTORMS -




SCAPEGOAT -




Overworked -




MISTLETOE - What happens under the mistletoe, stays under the mistletoe


TAGS: mistletoe what happens stays under
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Budog

CloudchaserS - December 24, 2011, 11:44 pm
Unless the kissing leads to something else that leads to a package arriving 9 months later
Budog - December 24, 2011, 11:52 am
It is especially depending on where the mistletoe is hung...
maoworks2 - December 24, 2011, 8:26 am
True


CEREAL KILLERS -


TAGS: this one goes out to all you spelling nazis out there that don t understand a good joke when they read one
Rating: 3.23/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

MO - October 10, 2009, 11:28 pm
Me? I like the sticky puns.....mmmmmm
Claire - October 10, 2009, 11:01 pm
I love the puns. 5
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 10:16 pm
thanks guys...it's beer time!
Chopperliscious - June 5, 2009, 10:02 pm
Nice play on words and concepts. 5.
agdaniele - June 5, 2009, 9:57 pm
This is a great work of original motifake art, boosted by it's simplicity.
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 9:51 pm
Mucho thanks moooooooooooooooooooooo
moooooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2009, 8:11 pm
I thought it was pretty good.
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 6:56 pm
Don't expect everyone to get it...sorry you feel that way
D00D - June 5, 2009, 6:40 pm
extreme fail


I REALLY CAN'T UNDERSTAND - Why everyone keeps calling me a troll ...


TAGS: cant understand calling me troll
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Budog

falloutghoul - July 29, 2012, 6:55 pm
Don't let Hammy catch you with a goat near here.


LES GROSSMAN - You're gonna need to call the United Nations to get a binding resolution to keep him from destroying you!


TAGS: tom cruise tropic thunder
Rating: 2.96/5

More motifakes by WTF

CANADA - July 22, 2009, 8:10 am
k i laughed cause i just watched that movie. but still not a good poster
TheTrashHeap - July 22, 2009, 3:20 am
Just because you figured out how to make posters does NOT mean you should.


LIGHTNING - “They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.” Clint Eastwood




THUNDER HO - Cheetara..Speed, Agility, and one long stick..no wonder she the HOE


TAGS: thundercats cheetara
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by deathwatch

Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 12:26 am
If you think chicks are known for their long rods, you need to go back to health class. Elementary school health class.
Sho - July 27, 2012, 8:19 pm
I don't get it


OOGITY BOOGITY -


TAGS: monster under bed king
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Airman

Fentroll - June 21, 2012, 12:23 am
Perfect! 5L


CANADIAN ROAD RAGE -


TAGS: canada traffic jam i hate when they go 10 15 km under the speed limit during rush hour dont you
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:24 am
What are you talking aboot?....that's the Lac Du Bonnet wh***house.
CANADA - January 13, 2010, 5:48 pm
thats so true! 5L


UNDERSTANDING EACH OTHER - Did you say "Go" or "Whoa"? Sorry. My bad.




I JUST FEEL SILLY -


TAGS: reverse cowgirl misunderstanding
Rating: 3.92/5

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Derek - January 8, 2010, 10:47 pm
Just keep gyrating there, and he'll make things exciting soon enough


CHUCK NORRIS - Can mix volcanoes and lightning storms without even trying.


TAGS: chuck norris volcanoes volcanos storms lightning thunder
Rating: 2.55/5

More motifakes by Akyoyo

Hector - May 18, 2009, 11:10 am
Fear: Chuck Norris had it for Bruce Lee.
aPauling - September 3, 2008, 1:07 pm
SENSE: Chuck Norris jokes are supposed to have some. I hate you, Akyoyo.


HOUND DOG -


TAGS: greybeard stain underwear skidmark
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 9:06 pm
Got it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 25, 2010, 9:04 pm
It seems that I don't know what I'm talking about....as usual.
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 9:00 pm
Pat's Place is only a chat room for established regulars. You are reading too much into it.
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:59 pm
Im now waiting for Don Scorpion to post saying he has an "offer I can't refuse" if I switch over to Pat's.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 25, 2010, 8:56 pm
Read the fine print, as long as you follow the rules and don't get sand in your v*****, everyone is welcome at Pat's.
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:55 pm
Oh Moo, nobody says Im cool. ***y, but not cool. olo
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:54 pm
Aggy, I stay out of Pat's place not because of the service or the food. I keep my distance because I am still brand new, and havent truly proven myself yet. I will jump in eventually
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 25, 2010, 8:52 pm
now he plays the "my friends like it and my mom says I'm cool" card.
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:50 pm
I plead guilty to curious noobishness. I had a lot of suggestions and help on this one. I really dont worry about score anymore. If I like it, and some of my friends enjoy it, then I am satisfied.
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 8:50 pm
That's why he hangs in Hammy's Place. Whining is the new 2.9!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 25, 2010, 8:47 pm
It amazes me when people complain about a 4.86. I remember when 2.9 was a score worth writing home about.
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:44 pm
more confused than crying. I can live with it
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 8:42 pm
Shut up, crybaby.
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:42 pm
12 straight 5L votes and then.............
5150monkeylove - September 21, 2010, 9:33 pm
BRAND NOOBS TAKE HEED....I had a lot of help beating this one out. I actually did not Ins***ost this one and got help from a lot of folks. The guidance is there if you ask for it.
forseti - September 20, 2010, 3:37 am
awesome!!
agdaniele - September 19, 2010, 11:52 pm
Well shouldered, 5150
5150monkeylove - September 19, 2010, 11:26 pm
I want to thank all who gave suggestions that led me to this.


COMMUNICATION - Nothing is so simple that it cannot be misunderstood




I AM JUST A STONE IN THE ROAD - You tread over me as you move on with your life.


TAGS: crushed under foot
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by TrueGrave

FreeDancerPL - February 11, 2012, 11:07 am
This is a lovely one! The pic just catches the right mood...
HallieMarie - February 10, 2012, 5:49 pm
Good. =)
TrueGrave - February 10, 2012, 5:45 pm
I have some funny attempts in mind to break up the sad posters, if they get approved that is lol the calender helps.
HallieMarie - February 10, 2012, 5:41 pm
Very good post. Sad, but good. (hug)


LONELINESS - Behind my smile is everything you’ll never understand.




MINERS -


TAGS: trendy underground mainstream
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by forseti

ThatGuy - October 21, 2010, 1:48 pm
LOL
Derek - October 20, 2010, 6:37 pm
Subtle


THE INTERNET - we can finally understand it




BLOODHOUND - A breed of large powerful hound of European origin having very acute smell and used in tracking.


TAGS: underware dog smell pants cop
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by TJ-51

Dante - October 10, 2008, 1:02 pm
I can't blame the poor beast.


PARENTING SKILLS - Rerun has always believed in being flexible


TAGS: monsters under the bed
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Airman

ICEMAN - July 27, 2010, 8:45 pm
Capt. Morgan's Spellbinding Elixer works as well.
rerun - July 27, 2010, 8:09 pm

Mr. Jim may very well be the reason I am a dad today....very nice
pzykosiz - July 27, 2010, 8:08 pm
love it 5l's
Faceplant31 - July 27, 2010, 8:05 pm
Nice one Air.


THERE MAY ONLY BE 6 - BUT THIS IS A PERFECT 10 and doesn't get any better at all.


TAGS: us navy blue angels fly perfect at all times under all conditions and are the epitome of grace style and precision
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

agdaniele - April 11, 2010, 3:19 am
.................roll


SIMON AND GARFUNKLE - The early years.




MISADVENTURISM - "..and then i put some hotsauce in his underwear, poor vampire hunter, hekhekhek"


TAGS: underwear poor vampire hunter
Rating: 2.13/5

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zammuelist - January 22, 2010, 9:00 pm
"there will not be sparkly vampires much longer", thinks blade as he contemplates how to kill this fag in the slowest way posible


TOO EARLY??? - After all, it's only 4:30


TAGS: beer baby underage drinking
Rating: 5/5

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CloudchaserS - December 13, 2011, 6:47 am
That my favorite variety pack. I especially like Chocolate Bock and the coffee flavored Black & Brew (made with 1.5 pounds of Sumatran coffee beans per barrel)
gas - December 13, 2011, 3:23 am
hahaha!


women's underwear -


TAGS: women underwear fart filter
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 24, 2013, 3:51 am
Impossible. There needs to be another... "instrument" to make this possible :-D
EmilioDumphque - August 24, 2013, 12:22 am
quife filter.


Underdog -




AHHHHH! -




REACH AN UNDERSTANDING -


TAGS: desert ocean moon reach understand
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Rick69

mariand - March 24, 2013, 8:37 pm
mistakes shows that you're human...;)
Rick69 - March 24, 2013, 7:40 am
Cheers... You folks are quite forgiving... I messed up with the black line on bottom-left & the soft edges of the last ph**o... And yet here I am doing the rain dance around my living room...
MissPriss - March 24, 2013, 2:16 am
Another stellar 5L poster Slick!
SLOHAND62 - March 23, 2013, 10:33 pm
5 cheers Very good. Thanks for sharing
spacedog - March 23, 2013, 9:08 pm
Set foot on the moon? No wonder we can't come to an understanding. I kid. The moon is lovely. It's right outside my window. 5L


CONFUSION -


TAGS: understand identity
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Sho

gas - September 8, 2012, 8:19 pm
yeah Sho.. I did well passing it to you.. clearly fav'd
Sho - September 8, 2012, 7:37 pm
A thank you goes to gas for sharing another epic picture. Took a while. Still not 100% satisfied but meh


She is... -




NO NO NO -


TAGS: nuns misunderstanding rappelling repelling
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Derek - February 12, 2010, 3:28 pm
Evil nuns?


KNOWLEDGE -


TAGS: life time human nature curiosity baby elephant joke oops under skirt female zoo
Rating: 3.55/5

More motifakes by giulio

Cubby Fan - May 27, 2009, 6:14 pm
Hey look the guy in the back is wearing a green shirt.


MEXICAN RESTAURANTS - They're finally understanding our needs




WEIRD PEOPLE - Take pictures like this.


TAGS: and then they post a witty caption under it i lose
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by deadraisin

Krissie - May 13, 2010, 8:26 pm
what the bloody hell....? Looks like a smurf nightmare...


REJECTION -


TAGS: alternate interpretation understanding confusion unemployment
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

maoworks2 - October 18, 2014, 5:28 pm
I Like It, I Like It, Mao's Back ?
GaryO - October 18, 2014, 11:04 am
It’s gonna be REAL popular for Halloween this year. Thank you Ebola.
rerun - October 18, 2014, 9:53 am

and you wonder why the "naughty nurse" costume is so popular.
lgvernon - October 17, 2014, 11:40 pm

Prissy, the fact that our minds seem to run down the same crooked paths is proof that God was right when he planted you in Canada and me way down here. Otherwise, there wouldn't be enough bail money. Not nearly enough.
lgvernon - October 17, 2014, 11:38 pm

Thank you, Sir Dog.
spacedog - October 17, 2014, 11:17 pm
Nice
MissPriss - October 17, 2014, 11:08 pm
Candy Strippers...er...stripers go figure!


stand alone -




underwear -




BAD MEMORIES -


TAGS: rick69 look under kilt bad
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by caveman

Budog - March 16, 2012, 12:54 am
LMAO Remember it is a kilt, it is only a skirt if you wear underwear. Regimental all the way!
colombiandime24 - March 16, 2012, 12:34 am
WARNING!This is a funny joke! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom ...an...d her
Rick69 - March 15, 2012, 7:30 pm
( ^_^) (^-^ ) Bwaha ha ha!!! You will honestly be surprised how many times my mates & I did this across the field on Sports Days. . . Ahh, the Good Memories XD !!!


MODERATE (GOOD DAYS - BAD DAYS) -


TAGS: mod we do understand morons
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by steph1

Sho - April 8, 2011, 4:24 pm
Lol I can see one of mine got approved there
the1stCOMMI3 - April 5, 2011, 1:54 pm
I love it when someone makes fun of dictionary definitions. 5L
CaptainBaked - April 5, 2011, 7:12 am
Nice... I like this one, it goes both ways :)


WTF -


TAGS: men women misunderstanding fridge note
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

mariand - November 27, 2014, 7:09 pm
ah women...they always have to ruin something...and we have to fix it... and when everything's fine, they ruin their husband.;)
mizzdizz - November 27, 2014, 2:19 pm
Men! Gotta S-P-E-L-L it out for them and use very small simple words so they can understand otherwise 'no comprende senora!' 5 laughing lionesses!
Oldsod - November 27, 2014, 6:55 am
He'll figger it out about dinner time. Riotou5!


ELECTRON -




TEAMWORK -


TAGS: teamwork u s air force thunderbirds
Rating: 3.48/5

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agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 9:10 pm
I love this one. Strong message. I remember watching the Thunderbirds since they were in T-38's.


MY CONSCIENCE - ... wait isnt there supposed to be another guy here.




DUI -


TAGS: life time death drunk drive under influence addiction safe think serious kodak moment accident drive safe think
Rating: 2.92/5

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Bartimaeus - September 16, 2009, 7:00 am
This guy took out the entire Tour de France! lol 5/5
mrbombastic - September 16, 2009, 6:23 am
Holy ****!


I no longer care for normality -


TAGS: retirement in under 300 days
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - June 26, 2014, 7:54 pm
sure - rub it in... I'm still dealing with needy kids
Reality Lord - June 26, 2014, 4:49 pm

"it is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society." -Jiddu Krishnamurti
chickenlittle - June 26, 2014, 3:44 pm
love it, had to fav this one!


Ain't That Cute? -


TAGS: shirley temple too cute twisted words misunderstanding little gi
Rating: 4.95/5

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GaryO - August 2, 2013, 8:39 am
Oh it’s due alright, just can’t seem to squeeze it thru these fifty shades of grey matter.
PapaFox - August 2, 2013, 7:42 am
A child's ability to embarrass their parent is one of life's great pleasures. :-)
MissPriss - August 2, 2013, 1:47 am
Sounds like another book is due? Thanks for the comment Mr.Gary
GaryO - August 1, 2013, 8:02 pm
Too many memories, Miss P, too many.
MissPriss - August 1, 2013, 7:56 pm
What...being haunted for life or finding out the truth about your dad? Hey Papa, haven't chitchatted in a while. Thanks for the comment!
PapaFox - August 1, 2013, 7:48 pm
Oh I can SO relate! :-D


TRIUMPH OF AN UNDERDOG -




Thunder -


TAGS: thunder lightning strike
Rating: 4.91/5

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Pagong - August 2, 2013, 12:53 am
Thanks, y'all. Fortunately, is not really my own experience. Unfortunately, saw a similar incident recently on the news.
GaryO - August 1, 2013, 9:03 am
Dang, turtle, izzat real? Greeny, you may be as sick as I am…maybe.
Reality Lord - August 1, 2013, 7:47 am

5tunning 5eries of po5ter5. excellent dude!
Greeny - August 1, 2013, 7:26 am
Dads & barbeque go together


UNDERCOVER COPS - They stick out like a sore thumb.




LOVE - Something that mankind will never fully understand.




PHARMACEUTICALS -




WHAT YOU JUST SAID - My understanding of it has not been enhanced. Do not repeat, either explain or STOP THE MADNESS!!




GENIUS -




COMING SOON... - the McDonald's 30 pounder




GREEK FIRE - Where is your Zeus now?


TAGS: greece greek protest fire eeuu anarchist rebel underage murder teenager police
Rating: 1.95/5

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LogicDude - December 11, 2008, 2:29 pm
You made me ROFL at that you Pun-Master you!


DOUBLE FAIL - Those are his knees, dumbass.


TAGS: some douche fag not understanding the human body
Rating: 1.27/5

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S.lo - July 16, 2008, 1:49 pm
you are an idiot because you are an idiot, get it? naah , me neither


DOWN UNDER -


TAGS: australiana calender understanding
Rating: 4.92/5

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house - September 14, 2011, 12:13 am
hey, some aussies. 'owth'bludyhell aryamates > orrite ? didyabringabongalong
caveman - September 13, 2011, 8:55 am
(Don't worry V) (we know what you mean)
mariand - September 13, 2011, 7:26 am
LOL...are you 5ure?
Verdeckt - September 13, 2011, 5:35 am
Aww fercryinoutloud.. Whadderyamean?


DO ME A FAVOUR -




UNDERSTATEMENT -


TAGS: sky clouds guy under tree
Rating: 4.45/5

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Greeny - February 17, 2011, 10:25 pm
Can I have some of what you're having?
Tman545 - February 17, 2011, 1:41 pm
umm i see a face shape in the clouds am i the only one
Reality Lord - February 4, 2011, 5:36 am

this is actually rather nice.


CREAM -


TAGS: september challenge i just milked in my underwear
Rating: 3.62/5

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Eltarian - August 15, 2012, 4:29 pm
The Bowl - You wish it was you
LogicDude - September 3, 2009, 11:51 am
Thank you Gentlemen...just goes to show that milk DOES do a body good!
Ed-Hyde - September 3, 2009, 10:27 am
just about, I nearly 5'd myself to death. That would have been hard to explain to the wife.
BoneCD - September 3, 2009, 9:56 am
Just to let you know LD...that whole set: 5 Poodles...gotta go later Fakers


REDUNDANT - adj. unnecessary or superfluous; repetition of same sense in different words


TAGS: a 10 thunderbolt
Rating: 3.62/5

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timebomb - November 6, 2009, 12:47 pm
Awesome Pic. Love the A-10-Tank,and them some, killer.
FiveThirty - October 28, 2009, 2:11 am
HAH! I get it! nice pic...


NEVER GO AGAIST A SICILIAN - when death is on the line


TAGS: a classic blunder
Rating: 3.5/5

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frixxxx - July 28, 2010, 4:49 pm
I'm dyslexic GS, I meant to say the Coffee Nazi's were on SP (Stripper Pole) break!!!
agdaniele - July 27, 2010, 10:19 pm
I can dish out 5 L's... but you still need an N, don't you?
Airman - July 27, 2010, 2:55 pm
well, remember that H passed away. Perhaps N is next
thatonechick - July 27, 2010, 2:48 pm
If I were a paid copy editor, I might proofread better. LoL But I'm not a dictionary!
GreyScorpion - July 27, 2010, 2:45 pm
I thought I read a dialect in that title
Airman - July 27, 2010, 2:44 pm
agaist is sicilian for against..
GreyScorpion - July 27, 2010, 2:19 pm
we don't take coffee breaks at Moti-HQ. We get stripper pole breaks, and sometimes our eyes are a little blurry when we first come back to the approval screens, and we see things that aren't there, like an "N"
frixxxx - July 27, 2010, 2:14 pm
Really? Are the SP Nazi's on Coffee break?


LIGHTNINGBUGS -


TAGS: bug lightning thunder
Rating: 3.27/5

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EnkryptedSpirit - July 21, 2011, 7:47 pm
Mayhaps
champ99 - July 21, 2011, 2:34 pm
Because they have small bung holes perhaps?


THUNDER HOLE - A-hole of the Atlantic. Don't think for a minute that railing will keep you safe




UNFORTUNATELY - Bill Sr wore this gift from his son the next day and as luck would have it he got in a bad car accident and ended up in emergency


TAGS: underwear
Rating: 2.42/5

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BoneCD - November 25, 2009, 5:16 pm
Another good one Doug! Keep it up buddy.


CANINE CRUSADERS - Hong Kong Phooey, Underdog, and Yukk unite to form the baddest supergroup!


TAGS: hong kong phooey saturday morning cartoons hanna barbera cartoon underdog
Rating: 2.27/5

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TokinFire - July 5, 2010, 10:07 pm
Yukk owns them all!


WRONG PLACE, WRONG TIME - Personified in one picture




THAT REMINDS ME - I need more underwear.




CREDIBILTY - You've just lost yours BRO!! He played a Werewolf in UNDERWORLD, and now he's a Vampire in NEW MOON.


TAGS: micheal sheen is a blasphemer vampire underworld new moon
Rating: 1.5/5

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ardson - January 20, 2012, 8:51 pm
As stated below, his name is Michael Sheen. He is one of the best actors around at the moment. He has been in films like The Queen, Tron (2) and Frost/Nixon.
yeodawg@hotmail.com - March 1, 2010, 4:53 pm
MR. BLACK, you wouldn't recognise this guy if he knocked a beer out of your hands. He's that good of erytime i see him in some an actor. Everytime i see him in something on BBC/ or the History channel i'm like who is that guy.
yeodawg@hotmail.com - March 1, 2010, 4:49 pm
No I thought, some would bring up the fatc that Halle BERRY played just STORM and CATWOMAN. Or other dual comicbook characters.
TheTrashHeap - February 23, 2010, 10:46 pm
The idiots are the twilight fans who have a clue what you are talking about.
MrBlack - February 23, 2010, 10:43 pm
I own Underworld and I'm still both ignorant and apathetic as to his identity. Or for the idiots out there, I don't know who the hell he is and I don't care.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 23, 2010, 10:02 pm
WOW! 10 votes and nothing over 1......you fail on so many levels.
TheTrashHeap - February 23, 2010, 9:24 pm
WtF? Did you think this would do well?


ARTIE LANGE - If he was just 10 years younger? You do the math.




I See -


TAGS: children limericks woman underwear
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - August 27, 2013, 2:11 pm
Aww, thanks Uggie. Psst...see like I promised, I didn't use the pic of you in your My Little Pony undies!
ughomer - August 27, 2013, 5:16 am
Pwissy does it again - 5L and Fav.
MissPriss - August 25, 2013, 5:06 pm
That is scary...her back hair reaches down that far? Bahaha
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 25, 2013, 4:46 pm
Hair, shaved and trimmed in the shape of a smiley :-O


Know fear -


TAGS: shark underwater fear drink successories
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - May 20, 2013, 4:15 pm
Hear Hear! 5 Liters or litres, at least 5 anyway


Make A Wish -


TAGS: reciprocity law calendar yawns misunderstood
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - January 25, 2014, 5:13 am
Be careful with that thing - don't cut yerselves!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 24, 2014, 11:05 pm
Your imagination is limitless....LIMITLESS!!!! (the proof is in the amsome wedding gift you sent us)
Greeny - January 24, 2014, 8:22 pm
Just used my imagination, hopefully not all of it though
spacedog - January 24, 2014, 7:15 pm
Woof!
MissPriss - January 24, 2014, 6:36 pm
Greeny, a nice long 5L yawn. But thanks for the nice bod!
MissPriss - January 24, 2014, 6:35 pm
Your body...I thought it was Jasmine from Aladdin! Now I gotta rethink all my plans for this weekend.
lgvernon - January 24, 2014, 12:54 pm

OK, how'd you get Prissy's head on my body?
GaryO - January 24, 2014, 8:52 am
Oh sure, now the melon is an artist….a really phooking good technical artist. Greeny, ‘tween you and space, well, we’re gonna need a Louvre section.


Wimin -




THANKS FOR THE PIC MARIAND -


TAGS: rerun pool sports flounder burble
Rating: 5/5

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mariand - June 9, 2012, 5:44 pm
lol...nice
rerun - June 9, 2012, 7:33 am

It may be more fun for you, however I am the one with back problems who happens to be drowning here. Other than that, love it.
ughomer - June 9, 2012, 7:15 am
You nailed it, Greeny! 5L for sure.


Good In Bed -


TAGS: men good bed misunderstand sleep
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - June 17, 2014, 2:05 am
3 in the bed and the little one said move over, move over. So they all rolled over and Missy fell out and missed out on all the fun!
GaryO - June 16, 2014, 8:36 am
Prissy be rollin’. Watch Prissy roll. Roll Prissy roll.


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